Over and over again I'd walk past a gambler or park my ass next to one of them and they'd come up all sevens. That was it! Three lousy goddamn grapes.Īt the end of the night I was down 10 grand on a slot machine with a max bet of $25.Īll the AI-controlled NPCs, though? In that same period of time they won hundreds of thousand of dollars. I'm not saying I never won anything-each slot has a symbol that pays off even if you only get one or two of them, but in all that time I hit three symbols exactly once.

I played slots for two solid hours last night because in addition to having no life I wanted to gather evidence.